Wow.
If my wife were in this movie, I'd leave her and move to Namibia, too. Rachel looks a little rugged these days - it looks like she was dumped on her face, not on her ass.
I have a theory that Giancarlo Esposito is your go-to guy when you need an "ethnic" cop. See also, 'Carlito's Way: Episode 1 - The Puerto Rican Menace'. I also have a theory that no cops in this movie have ever seen an episode of 'CSI'.
If you need any further evidence to prove this movie sucked (short of seeing it, which I don't recommend) I can offer Xzibit A.
SPOILER ALERT: Apparently, Wu-Tang Clan is something to fuck with.
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