Musicians Wanted!

I know, I know. It's been forever since the last one of these. Luckily, Portland's music scene has totally evolved since then, so this should be really refreshing. Just kidding.

Anyway, let's leaf through the Portland Mercury's 'Musicians Wanted' ads and see if we can find the next big thing.

DRUMMER: IS 'GRUNGE' a dirty word? I got songs, gigs, and room for you to be creative...

Is grunge a dirty word? I don't know. Is the back of Kurt Cobain's head drafty?

DRUMMER SKS WORKING Weekend Band, Why Name Drop? I Sing , I Have Pro Gear, I've Been On Four Different Labels, I Kick Butt...

Why name drop? Because your phone number has a '360' area code, maybe? When I think of hotbeds of musical talent, I don't always think 'Camas, Wa'.

VIOLIN, CELLO & viola players needed for professional artsy fartsy instrumental hip hop tracks and performances...

It sounds like DJ Spooky is going to have a new album out soon. I'm so bored I feel like I'm already listening to it.

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